Entries Tagged as 'Humor'
27 January 2008 · Comments Off
It seems that Osama has been in hiding at Barad-dรปr.
A post on a mailing list I follow directed my attention to an article at the PakTribune:
[S]ources said that all arrangements had been finalised for a massive offensive against the militants hiding in the Mehsud-populated areas of South Waziristan and in this regard thousands of fresh Pakistan Army contingents were taken to Razmak in North Waziristan who, at any time, could enter the nearby Makin area.
According to military spokesman Maj Gen Athar Abbas, from 50 to 60 militants were killed near Ladha Fort while 20 to 30 militants were killed in fighting near Chagmalai. Maj Gen Abbas said dozens of militants moved to Ladha Fort at 10 am on Friday and attacked the military base. Only small arms and rockets were used in the attack, he added.
I did not create the map, I swear. 
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Maps · War on Terror · Barad-d๛r · Humor · Mordor · Osama Bin Laden · Pakistan · Waziristan
23 January 2008 · Comments Off
You know, I realize that it is just the Onion, and it can’t possibly be true….but it amuses me, and so I’ll share it:
“My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being president,” said Clinton, introducing his wife at a “Hillary ‘08″ rally. “For seven agonizing years, I have sat idly by as others experienced the joys of campaigning, debating, and interacting with the people of this great nation, and I simply cannot take it anymore. I have to be president again. I have to.”
He continued, “It is with a great sense of relief that I say to all of you today, ‘Screw it. I’m in.’”
In a show of respect, Clinton then completed his introduction of Hillary Clinton, calling her a “wonderful wife and worthy political adversary,” and warmly shook her hand as she approached the podium. A clearly shocked Mrs. Clinton got halfway through her speech about the nation’s obligation to its children before walking briskly offstage.
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White House · Bill Clinton · Humor · Onion
