As seen in The Onion (note the source):
Cash-strapped American Airlines announced a new series of fees this week that will apply to all customers not currently flying, scheduled to fly, or even thinking about flying aboard the commercial carrier.
The fees, the latest introduced by American Airlines in a continuing effort to combat its financial woes, [...]
In case you haven’t seen it elsewhere:
An odd image popped into my head when commuting this morning.
You see, in her speech last night, Governor Palin seemed to take great pride in one particular example of her thrift-minded reforms while Governor – putting the State of Alaska’s private jet up for sale on eBay.
So, I can’t help but wonder if the following [...]
It seems that Osama has been in hiding at Barad-dûr.
A post on a mailing list I follow directed my attention to an article at the PakTribune:
[S]ources said that all arrangements had been finalised for a massive offensive against the militants hiding in the Mehsud-populated areas of South Waziristan and in this regard thousands of fresh [...]
You know, I realize that it is just the Onion, and it can’t possibly be true….but it amuses me, and so I’ll share it:
“My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being president,” said Clinton, introducing his wife at a “Hillary ‘08″ rally. “For seven agonizing years, I have sat idly by as [...]