Via The Moderate Voice, I found an amusing summary of the presidential candidates’ platforms assembled by the Clark Street Blog:
DEMOCRATS
OBAMA: Hope with me, dream with me, believe in me, vote for me.
CLINTON: Is the applause meter on?
EDWARDS: I am in this until the end. The END! Okay, never mind.
DODD: I would like to share some thoughtful remarks on some important matters of policy. Hey, is this thing on?
RICHARDSON: You want experience? How about Congress, Cabinet, Diplomat, and Governor? (* crickets *)
KUCINICH: We shall overcome, and we shall do it with drum circles.
REPUBLICANS
ROMNEY: Thanks to the internet, my positions are now available in real time.
McCAIN: America, thy name is victory.
HUCKABEE: America, thy name is victory for Jesus.
GIULIANI: I love Bush. I love Cheney. The last 7 years have been great. I say MORE COWBELL!
PAUL: Half of what I say makes total sense. Do you really care about the rest?